WHAT IS SAW?

The Saw franchise made its debute in 2004, a film about two strangers waking up with chains to their feet, no idea how they got there. From there, there were eight other movies that followed suit, all (presumably, i haven't seen them alL) tying into the original plot point: A man has cancer. Although his cancer is not the final straw to inspire his trappings, his advocacy for living a life worth such was... interestingly displayed throughout these films.

I particularly love this franchise because even though you have a character who is so obviously twisted and does things in his vigilante, "my opinion is law", sort of sense, he fights for a cause. It's admirable. Jigsaw fights for life worth living; and even though he has killed many in the process, some could say that his methods are accurate. Although, I personally would argue that the traumatic situations he puts people through, near life-or-death calculated situations with little-to-no escape, could be enough to end lives if survived, but I digress.

SAW TRAPS THAT WOULD FUCKING KILL ME:

Ranked From Easiest to Hardest to Kill Me With:

This trap is just one hard thing after another. Every time you think, "How could this get worse?", it does. It somehow does. On top of being completely naked in a dim room (violated), he has a slow-acting poison coursing within his veins. You think, boom, dead! But here's the trap: The antidote to the poison is in a safe :) Of which this man has the code to! Woohoo! BUT, the code is written on the walls of the room (impossibly long script), and he is only given a candle in order to read it. He also is smeared in a highly flammable substance. There is also glass on the floor. I don't know what this man did to get the saw trap, but holy shit. That is the first place I would send rapists.

MY LOVE FOR SAW

My love for Saw knows slight bounds. The grime-y atmosphere of the first and second movie keep me coming back to watching them, admiring the lengths they are able to portray gore without actually doing so (how well the acting and camera work is, without them ACTUALLY going through the sawtrap).

I first got introduced to the series through my brother, and we watched them as I was younger. I remember the mindfuck that was the second film, how it all connects together, and rewatching it knowing how it's going to end always makes me excited.

SAW TRAPS THAT I COULD DEFINITELY BEAT:

Although it is probably not best to admit this on public record, I touch my eyeballs with my grimey hands every other day. I do not wash my hands before and after putting in my eye contacts, there are probably diseases not even heard of in the little breeding grounds that is my eye sockets. I have no fear of eyeballs, or of hurting my own. The rules of this trap are simple: 1. 60 seconds to find the key, 2. Unlock the device in order to remove it.

I think realistically speaking, I would not win this trap. The main "horror" aspect of watching this resides in empathy, and the common fear of touching ones' eyes. Close-up, freakout, frames are produced in order to show how close the subject is to touching his own eyeball. Considering that it takes me 60 or more seconds to unlock my own door, one that is known to me, I wouldn't unlock wherever the key hole is on this one. I think the pain of slicing my eyeball with just a random fucking blade I am given would also take me a bit more than 60 seconds to conquer. But, one could argue that in such a life-or-death and time-limited situation, someone's brain would be fast acting. I know mine can be, so.. I think I would definitely be able to beat this one B) I obviously have mixed feelings on if I could do this or not.

This trap is also a little easy to comprehend: 1. A reverse beartrap is placed connected to Amanda's upper and lower jaw, if triggered, it will rip apart Amanda's upper and lower jaw with equal force, killing her. 2. The key to the trap is placed within the stomach of the pronounced dead boyfriend, 3. Armed with knife 4. Oh shit! He is actually alive! 5. There is a timer for how long until the beartrap will be triggered.

This trap is one of my FAVORITE to watch because Jigsaw really sets you up to believe he is already dead.. it is soooo good realizing that he's not, his muffled drugged up screams are so sad :( kind of funny..

I think I have only had one TRUE love, but .. considering how swept up I have been able to be in small loves since, it depends on who the other person would be. I think if they were someone important to me, I would hesitate on slicing them open. BUT I am a very gentle person! I think that no matter how desparate I was, I would be able to hold back. In situations of extreme anger, I have always been able to hold back. It is my hidden talent.. Not emotional regulation, just being able to not act on anger, HAHAHA. So maybe I wouldn't have to kill in order to get the key.. if it is in the stomach, after all. But because I am not a trained surgeon, I would bet to say that I WOULD kill the person if they weren't immediately taken care of by those who could give them actual medical care. But yes, I would ace this trap.